After snivy exploded, he didn't die....he turned into a sandwich.
NOTICE: IF YOU ARE EASILY GROSSED OUT, DO NOT WATCH THIS!
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I was with my mom, eating some dinner, but I was also eating croutons since I was almost out.  My mom asked my "Why are you eating ALL those croutons?"  I joked about how the last one would bring me the secrets of the universe. My mom laughed and she told my dad and her friends.
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Inspired by a dinner conversation.
Once, there was a snivy.  He wanted more knowledge because of his royal look stuff.  He found a snorlax.  "What are you eating, snorlax?"  "SANDVICH!"  He replied.  "Isn't that TF2?"  "YES IT IS, BUT I'M STILL EATING IT!"  Snivy asked if it would bring knowledge like a cheeseburger.  He said it wouldn't, but he knows what WILL.  He told him about a secret temple that would help.  When snivy found it, he found the most sacred bag of food ever....A BAG OF GARLIC AND BUTTER CROUTONS!!!!  He ate one, and he knew so much, he knew the secrets of the universe....till he exploded.
Moral: never trust a snorlax that is eating a sandvich that was stolen by the heavy weapons guy.
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LAGAMON! 10/11/2011
 
In september, I made up a song by accident when I lagged in Elsword.  If you guys like, I'll post the lyrics later.
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So Scorcher did everything he could to air walk.  Reshiram said, "It's very easy to do this."  "But your a legendary!" Scorcher replied.  After many attempts to air walk, Reshiram finally got him to do it.  "I'M DOING IT!  THANK YOU RESHIRAM!" Scorcher said.  However, his air walking caused him to tackle an innocent little bulbasaur.  Just before it died, it spoke its 3 dieing words..."I....like....traiiiins..."  And just like that, Scorcher was hit by a train.
Moral: Air walking gets you hit by a train.

THE END..?  Leave comments if i should continue with this stupid story.

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A 99% original story.
Once upon a....eh..town?  There was a Tepig named Scorcher.  He wanted to air walk, but he couldn't fly, because he was a pig.  So he went to Reshiram (wait HOW DID HE GET HERE!?) and had a chat.  "I want to air walk!" Scorcher said.  "THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE."  Reshiram replied.  "But I will teach you anyway."  

TO BE CONTINUED...
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The Next Page... 10/04/2011
 
October means new stuff, and ima turn this page for more stories....be prepared, child.
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I got firered a few years ago and it was pretty cool.  Charmander was still my usual person, and he was awesome for sometime.  However, other games came out, and i wanted to migrate him when he became a charizard.  When he did, fly caused him to be abandoned and he was eventually forgotten.  Now I'm still looking for that dang move deleter.
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Got emerald many years ago and I remember I was so happy.  I chose torchic and that old guy would never give up.  He took down all of the wild pokemon, he beat up trainers and their pokemon, and most of all, he gave mudkip and evolutions a fatality at a low level!
Growing up, he eventually evolved into blaziken and beat the entire elite four like a piece of...eh...a cookie?  YEAH!  A COOKIE!  Anyway, the champion took us down, but he never gave up.  He leveled up all the way to 100, at the price of 200 hours of playtime.  He took down everyone with double kick, and we were unstoppable after that. 
Now NOBODY CAN STOP US!  NOBODY!!!

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